❝Twenty-something. Chicago. Put "Bitch I Might Be" on my gravestone.

I relate to Zayn cuz he a fake hoe and so am I

Sep 16th (+3109)

Can we have a final message for the Marvel fans out there that are so supportive and dedicated? (x)

Sep 16th (+6921)
tagged as:seb stan-

editoress:

If Tumblr is so accepting and loving of aliens, then why is it that meesa, Jar Jar Binks,

Sep 16th (+10359)
tagged as:actualol-
20/7
Sep 16th (+11978)
tagged as:weyhey-nh-
Sep 16th (+725)
tagged as:the office-

wellingtonvevo:

zayn: dad i gotta go to my friend’s mom’s wedding

yaser: which friend?

zayn: louis

yaser: the little white one that smokes?

zayn: yes—

yaser: sit yo ass down

Sep 16th (+10013)
Sep 16th (+14597)
tagged as:pup-same-
Sep 16th (+120951)
tagged as:the office-

iwannathrive:

I definitely feel better knowing that he is guarding our galaxy 

Sep 16th (+396233)
tagged as:parks and rec-
"When people say ‘This is my baby,’ they don’t always mean a baby. Sometimes they mean a dog."


-A Somali student, on what has surprised her most about the United States. (via africandogontheprairie)
Sep 16th (+24247)

buckybarnesing:

you ever see a thing that just makes you cackle? x

Sep 16th (+79338)

platonicbros:

stupidstagram:

harry looks like american horror story: coven 

image

Sep 16th (+22802)

h0odrich:

awwww-cute:

This is how a happy baby elephant looks like

GO OFF!!!

Sep 16th (+105679)
tagged as:elephant-

tinafeyed:

A-Z of Tina Fey
↳ D: Derp.

bonus:

Sep 16th (+2688)
tagged as:tina-
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