don’t get it twisted like i respect bugs for being the best they can be in spite of their specific assigned flesh prisons and their ecological significance but they need to stay the fuck away from me
This is my life! And you gave it to me, so you’re gonna help us!
What’s the DEAL with John Green?
The man is not even green! Am I right, people? His whole life is a sham and he’s stuck in the mindset of a highschooler! And yet he has a fanbase, I just don’t understand it. You know who he reminds me of? The 20 year old guy we all knew in highschool, do you remember him? The guy who would hang out with us all after class and we never questioned it because he was in his 20s and would drive us places? Remember him? That’s John Green, people!